Mohammed
@MAD297
Emirati citizen
Forum posts
20
Contacts
54
About me
Emirati
Lives in Abu Dhabi
Speaks English & Arabic
Registration: 18 March 2013
Activity
Looking for any friends, male or female by katie_orlando
I'm new in Dubai, I'm 29 years old from Ireland and I'm living in IMPZ (International Media Production Zone)... this is an isolated area on emirates road... which makes it harder to go out and have fun when you have no friends at all. I would like ...
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confused with expat men by thamia
hi hy expat men when I meet almost all of them like to open the conversation by asking about sex? ... you must to know that not all women (especially Indonesian women) like with that type of man. I think we have more to share with others such as ...
aahhhhhh ... whats up Dc Read More
Looking for any friends, male or female by katie_orlando
I'm new in Dubai, I'm 29 years old from Ireland and I'm living in IMPZ (International Media Production Zone)... this is an isolated area on emirates road... which makes it harder to go out and have fun when you have no friends at all. I would like ...
hi all, Mohammed from UAE, in AD ... like 2 make mew friends :) Read More
Looking for any friends, male or female by katie_orlando
I'm new in Dubai, I'm 29 years old from Ireland and I'm living in IMPZ (International Media Production Zone)... this is an isolated area on emirates road... which makes it harder to go out and have fun when you have no friends at all. I would like ...
dear celina86 inbox is full, you can not send your message to this user. pls go 2 ur send mail & delet all mails in there Read More
Laugh With Me....... by JasfurJQ
A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but he couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his ...
Teacher: Pappu tell me a story with moral. Pappu: I called her she was sleeping, Then she called me I was sleeping. Moral: Tit for tatÂ…. Student: Call the police fast. Fast, fastÂ…. Miss: But why what happened?? Student: My pencil has been ... Read More
Laugh With Me....... by JasfurJQ
A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but he couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his ...
An elderly married couple were walking in the park The other day and noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, Kissing Passionately. The wife asked, "Why don't you do like that man?" The husband replied, "I don't even know that woman!" Read More
Laugh With Me....... by JasfurJQ
A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but he couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his ...
A boxer’s wife is woken up by Some weird noises coming from the living room. She wakes her husband up and tells him: “Rocky! Wake up! I think somebody’s in the living room for a private boxing lesson!” Read More
What do women want? by gjsroigj
What do women want?
important thing u dont say NO & they want ur pocket is full of money Read More
Laugh With Me....... by JasfurJQ
A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but he couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his ...
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house ... Read More
Laugh With Me....... by JasfurJQ
A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but he couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his ...
A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!” The doctor replied, “Show me.” So the woman poked her ankle and screamed of pain. Then she poked her knee and yelled OW. ... Read More
Laugh With Me....... by JasfurJQ
A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but he couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his ...
A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery. “Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks. “I´m having a baby.” – she replies. “Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes. “Yes, it ... Read More
Laugh With Me....... by JasfurJQ
A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but he couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his ...
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What If Money Don't Exist......... by JasfurJQ
Let's pause for awhile and imagine, what if money don't exist do we still going to prefer the type of job we are having right now? I don't think so. When we are kids we've been asked by our parents, 'What would you like to be when you grow up?" but ...
exchanging foods :D Read More
