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Don't know what to say.........because till today i don't know how to describe  woman.................

Regards,
Anil

aryavrat wrote:

Don't know what to say.........because till today i don't know how to describe  woman.................

Regards,
Anil

Ok then you describe about womEn!!!!

WOMAN means
W   Wonderful
O    Outstanding
M    Meaningful
A    Adorable
N    Nice

M ad
A rrogant
N ut!!

mal wrote:

It's easy to make woman happy. But expensive

One day an ostrich got stuck in a swamp; she cried out for help, fearing she would die in the thick mud.
After a while, a man in a Porsche 911 pulled up and threw her a rope.
She wrapped it around her body and waited.
The car revved, revved again and shot off an at amazing speed.
The rope tightened but simply pulled the bumper from the car.
Red faced, the driver flew away without looking back.

A few minutes later, a donkey strolled by to investigate the screams.
He calmly looked at the situation, wrapped the rope around his manhood and pulled the distressed ostrich free.

The moral is easy.
You don't need a Porsche to pull a bird if you're built like a donkey.

mas fred wrote:

The moral is easy.
You don't need a Porsche to pull a bird if you're built like a donkey.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/ … strich.jpg

Are you built like a donkey

mal wrote:

mas fred wrote:

The moral is easy.
You don't need a Porsche to pull a bird if you're built like a donkey.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/ … strich.jpg

Are you built like a donkey

Well, as a Muslim, I should take care in answering as I'm not allowed sex outside marriage.
However, I am allowed more than one wife, so, if you really want to know .............

Hi,


This is bad!!!

Sex lasts some minutes whereas love is forever !

I think the distinguishing of Man and Woman itself is wrong.....................

Regards,
Anil

christ974 wrote:

Hi,


This is bad!!!

Sex lasts some minutes whereas love is forever !

I see you've never been out with bikers.

christ974 wrote:

Hi,


This is bad!!!

Sex lasts some minutes whereas love is forever !

Sex is physical needs and love is beyond sex........................thats the reason love is forever..........

Regards,
Anil

christ974 wrote:

Hi,


This is bad!!!

Sex lasts some minutes whereas love is forever !

mas fred wrote:

mal wrote:

mas fred wrote:

The moral is easy.
You don't need a Porsche to pull a bird if you're built like a donkey.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/ … strich.jpg

Are you built like a donkey

Well, as a Muslim, I should take care in answering as I'm not allowed sex outside marriage.
However, I am allowed more than one wife, so, if you really want to know .............

Then the topic should be revised as >>>> :"How about your womEn?"
Please Fred share your stories...

mal wrote:

mas fred wrote:

mal wrote:

Are you built like a donkey

Well, as a Muslim, I should take care in answering as I'm not allowed sex outside marriage.
However, I am allowed more than one wife, so, if you really want to know .............

Then the topic should be revised as >>>> :"How about your womEn?"
Please Fred share your stories...

I have just the one wife so my story is pretty common.
One wife, only one ear at once gets nagged into and only one headache at a time.
I'm unsure I could cope with two.

mas fred wrote:

mal wrote:

mas fred wrote:

Well, as a Muslim, I should take care in answering as I'm not allowed sex outside marriage.
However, I am allowed more than one wife, so, if you really want to know .............

Then the topic should be revised as >>>> :"How about your womEn?"
Please Fred share your stories...

I have just the one wife so my story is pretty common.
One wife, only one ear at once gets nagged into and only one headache at a time.
I'm unsure I could cope with two.

not women are headaches- that are guys!!!
Whatever they touch at home, it makes a mess.. 

Neither men nor women are headaches, its only we who found this because we are the biggest headache.........

Regards,
Anil

100% true

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Regards,
Anil

mas fred wrote:

christ974 wrote:

Hi,


This is bad!!!

Sex lasts some minutes whereas love is forever !

I see you've never been out with bikers.

You're absolutely right!!!

----

May be she always with cars,trains and flights..........

aryavrat wrote:

Neither men nor women are headaches, its only we who found this because we are the biggest headache.........

Regards,
Anil

who are these "we" Anil  ??

We means the one who thinks his/her opposite gender as headache..........so you decide who is who?

aryavrat wrote:

We means the one who thinks his/her opposite gender as headache..........so you decide who is who?

So how about your woman?? I ask the question of thread again from you!!!

Which woman.....?..............

One thing Anil is learning:
You don't need to study law,
to understand that women are always right. 
And no amount of philosophy,
will help you understand woman's logic.

Yes Elwin........ there are lot to learn in life but when it comes to learn an woman its really difficult task..............hahaha 

aryavrat wrote:

Which woman.....?..............

ohh ok... I mean the present one or with whom your having a family now..

El_Jost wrote:

One thing Anil is learning:
You don't need to study law,
to understand that women are always right. 
And no amount of philosophy,
will help you understand woman's logic.

pity him, just a kid!!!

mal wrote:

aryavrat wrote:

Which woman.....?..............

ohh ok... I mean the present one or with whom your having a family now..

Hmmm.........whatever you can think but for me all women are good..........

aryavrat wrote:

mal wrote:

aryavrat wrote:

Which woman.....?..............

ohh ok... I mean the present one or with whom your having a family now..

Hmmm.........whatever you can think but for me all women are good..........

That is not good friend. You have to see someone special, otherwise you will be in a problem

Yes you are right but dont know how to know...............

aryavrat wrote:

Yes you are right but dont know how to know...............

Go and tickle the girls and one will laugh

Anyone man who  tries to understand women or claims that he does is a liar
Women are a complex arrangement of beauty, brains and the  ability to turn any conversation around to suit their way of thinking.
Having made that bold statement I would not want to live in a world without them...

stumpy wrote:

Anyone man who  tries to understand women or claims that he does is a liar
Women are a complex arrangement of beauty, brains and the  ability to turn any conversation around to suit their way of thinking.
Having made that bold statement I would not want to live in a world without them...

hehehehe You are so open & real Stumpy!!!

Thats what i said.......i don't know how to know an woman..........
I agree with you stumpy and you are right...............

aryavrat wrote:

Thats what i said.......i don't know how to know an woman..........
I agree with you stumpy and you are right...............

we are very simple and easy.. you can understand us easily like reading a newspaper
but sometimes you may see us as lil stubborn.. that is because your misunderstanding!. for a change we try to shout or cry! we occasionally stop speaking without reason but thats for fun...! we sometimes pretend as we dont know jokes- but thats not for true! We dont like arguing when guys are not around! If we give you disapproval look mostly that is for the love. If you see us like try to control you.. that is your guilty eye.

I am speechless because if i argue with you means i am trying to prove that i know woman and which is not true.................

aryavrat wrote:

I am speechless because if i argue with you means i am trying to prove that i know woman and which is not true.................