海角乱伦

Thank you student loans for getting me through university. I don't think I can ever repay you. -@woke U. Alumni

-@Aidan in HCMC

Suppose they would have a hard time tracking you down in the back woods of Phu Quoc, just lay low!!

Thank you student loans for getting me through university. I don't think I can ever repay you. -@woke U. Alumni

-@Aidan in HCMC

Suppose they would have a hard time tracking you down in the back woods of Phu Quoc, just lay low!!
-@goodolboy

Nah. They're not looking for me, but even if I did owe them something the debt would be statute barred by now (a long, long time ago)

Thank you student loans for getting me through university. I don't think I can ever repay you. -@woke U. Alumni

-@Aidan in HCMC

Suppose they would have a hard time tracking you down in the back woods of Phu Quoc, just lay low!!
-@goodolboy
Nah. They're not looking for me, but even if I did owe them something the debt would be statute barred by now (a long, long time ago)

-@Aidan in HCMC

I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I鈥檓 okay.

-@goodolboy

All going according to God's divine plan

Ms My sent me this photo from home town farm before she left this morning to come back HCMC she just loves Durian & so do I, yummy!!

Today I invented a new word聽 聽 -聽 聽"plagiarism".

A suggested addendum to Sun Tzu's "Art of War"

"It is when a mosquito lands on his testicle that a man learns the importance of solving problems without employing violence"

So last Monday, on Amazon, I ordered an egg and my wife ordered a chicken. I'll let you know.

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit me.

So last Monday, on Amazon, I ordered an egg and my wife ordered a chicken. I'll let you know.
-@Aidan in HCMC

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.
-@Aidan in HCMC

OFFS

Think about it... 馃榿

@OceanBeach92107

Nice!

Think about it... 馃榿

-@OceanBeach92107

took a minute but got it eventually

@goodolboy

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life is good

WC Fields

"Ahhh yes, I once was traveling across the Himalayas and lost my cork screw.聽 For two weeks I subsisted on nothing but food and water."

The safest way to double your money in Vietnam is to fold it over once and then put back into your own pocket.

I鈥檓 quite smart and intelligent. Most of the time, I don't even understand a single word of what I鈥檓 talking about.

bet the guy next to him was wishing he flew business class

I won't hyperlink this. Just type it in your address bar. I still find it funny.

@Aidan in HCMC

Antifa.com

LOL!

Antifa.com LOL!聽 聽 聽 聽-@Lennerd

Yes! That's the way. I shouldn't have included that "www" prefix.

Thanks Lennerd !

Copy-paste antifa.com to your address bar. It will bring you to the alleged backer's homepage

My sister told me that she's going to get a tattoo on her back of an anaconda surrounded by flames.

"I think that will really hurt you" I said.

"Yeah, probably," she said, "it'll take a few hours hours."

"No, I meant being single forever"

Customs Officer 1: "So remember, we're not supposed to scan Pres. Biden's luggage, no bomb or drug sniffing dogs, no visual, nothing."

Customs Officer 2: "What do you suppose is in his luggage?"

Customs Officer 1: "Depends"

A guy wants to get a divorce. He goes to court and tells the judge, "I can't take it anymore! She's out going from bar to bar every night till way past midnight." The judge Asks him, "And what's she doing in those bars?" The guy says, "Looking for me"