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GuestPoster570

Where is the best and affordable place in ho chi minh to get a STD test.

Ive had some qoutes back on prices from private clinics and theyre extortionate. Anyone know a fairly reasonable priced one thats not too far from D1?

Thanks

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THIGV

JudeMalone wrote:

not too far from D1?


Did you mean D1 or D7?聽 I don't think there is a D17.

Yogi007

Hi Jude,
I wouldn鈥檛 be worrying too much about the prices they charge ,it鈥檚 the end result you need & fast.

Saigon has about 1000 new cases of HIV registered every month....and that鈥檚 only the ones that bother to get checked.聽 In the previous year there were about 8,000 deaths from AIDS in VN, most concentrated in Saigon.聽 Hopefully , you鈥檝e only got the 鈥渏ack鈥.

I have a friend聽 that works in women鈥檚 health here.聽 聽After what she told me about the loose women that play around with tourists here I鈥檇 be VERY careful .聽

Just go with the clinic that looked the most professional .

Another thing, it鈥檚 surprising how little people know about how you can pick up the HIV virus.聽 聽Condoms only protect a certain part of the anatomy.

Good luck

Fred

Yogi is never subtle but he's often right.
Bar girls, gold diggers and generally naughty ladies can give generally naughty men a lot more than the plus plus they were hunting for,

To Iblis with the cost, a whole on your pocket is a little better than bits going green and falling off.

Yogi007

Mmmm.
G鈥檇ay Fred,
So in Indonesia , do they turn GREEN before falling off.....interesting.

A guy here in Vietnam , he actually showed 鈥渋t鈥 to me , it was purple with shades of yellow , swollen ( not thru excitement) and couldn鈥檛 use it without a catheter.聽

He鈥檚 still alive, but his wife is preparing the divorce proceedings.

Believe it or not ,聽 he was bitten .聽 聽

Yep that鈥檚 right....the hooker sneezed 馃ぇ

Fred

Yogi007 wrote:

Believe it or not ,聽 he was bitten .聽 聽

Yep that鈥檚 right....the hooker sneezed 馃ぇ


OUCH !!!!!!!

I see why his wife want a divorce but, as far as the forum goes, this is a tail to remember for all expat gentlemen who fancy naughty time.
Now, must get my dicktionary and check a couple of spellings.

Yogi007

Hey Jude,

Yogis assuming you may be a Beetles fan ,, a UK lad & all.

Refer to the second verse of the song

Hey Jude , don鈥檛 be afraid
You were made to go out & get her
The minute you let her under your skin.......馃幍馃幍

Oh boy......


PS.聽 聽This is a public forum , and if that鈥檚 your real name in the鈥漚vatar鈥 a lot of people will know what you 鈥済ot鈥.

Keeps getting better huh......

Hang in there buddy, let鈥檚 hope it鈥檚 nothing too serious .

PAW NOTE.
Fred having a musical background will verify those lyrics .聽 Shouldn鈥檛 have anything to worry about with copyright eh..

Fred

The lyrics are accurate but the issue appears to be going through the skin in a circumcision gone wrong sort of way.
If the OP is quick enough with his visit to a clap clinic, he can avoid you posting any songs by

def1412

FV clinic at bitexco tower

WillyBaldy

Gosh, thanks for reminding me why a "baby b贸p" is often a better idea than the full thing.

Saad

u can go easily聽 to any public hospital, they have seperate section for expats. will help u .
or go to Cho Ray Hospital.
no need to go to Private clinics, too expensive.

QuidProQuo

If all else fails you could try cauterizing the warts.

l3ully

Yep that鈥檚 right....the hooker sneezed 馃ぇ

llllllLLLLLLLLooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllLLLLLLLL

Yogi007

l3ully wrote:

Yep that鈥檚 right....the hooker sneezed 馃ぇ

llllllLLLLLLLLooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllLLLLLLLL


Could have been worse mate,

What if she had an epileptic seizure.........馃槼馃槼

Kind of puts you off the idea doesn鈥檛 it.

GuestPoster570

I wonder how Jude and his pecker are going? :o

blackspot

Yogi007 wrote:

Hi Jude,
I wouldn鈥檛 be worrying too much about the prices they charge ,it鈥檚 the end result you need & fast.

Saigon has about 1000 new cases of HIV registered every month....and that鈥檚 only the ones that bother to get checked.聽 In the previous year there were about 8,000 deaths from AIDS in VN, most concentrated in Saigon.聽 Hopefully , you鈥檝e only got the 鈥渏ack鈥.

I have a friend聽 that works in women鈥檚 health here.聽 聽After what she told me about the loose women that play around with tourists here I鈥檇 be VERY careful .聽

Just go with the clinic that looked the most professional .

Another thing, it鈥檚 surprising how little people know about how you can pick up the HIV virus.聽 聽Condoms only protect a certain part of the anatomy.

Good luck


Stop trying to spread fear and anxiety unnecessarily. Condoms are highly effective against HIV when used properly. And I don't know where you pulled your figures from.

1312j

Hahaha, why has someone searched Aids and Saigon on google, probably found this and then signed up just to say that.

What a country

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1312j wrote:

Hahaha, why has someone searched Aids and Saigon on google, probably found this and then signed up just to say that.

What a country


I think the necroposter has their own issue with a name like blackspot.聽 Doesn't sound too promising at the clinic.