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You couldn't make it up!

Sandman6

An expat and his family head off for a jolly to Malta last weekend. He leaves the keys to his fairly new Hyundai 4x4 with the gate boy, so that the monkey can clean it.

Just for the record, the expat has been here 3+ yearsÂ….

The said expat gets back from his couple of days on the pop, to find that the jeep is missing from his yardÂ…

His expat neighbour shows up a while later and relays the facts...

The gate boy decided it would be a good move to take the jeep for a joyride with his mates. No guesses what happened. Yep, the idiot ends up in a wreck, with loads of damage to the jeep and even more to the LibyanÂ’s car who was on the receiving end of the Korean tin can.

The expat has since been presented with a bill for over 7,000 Lyd to repair the LibyanÂ’s car, in addition to what heÂ’ll have to shell out to fix his own motor!

Now hereÂ’s the rubÂ….

The gate boy shows up a while laterÂ….asking if he can keep his job!

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Mudman

No sympathy for the expat. But at least he's got a free gate boy for the next 2 yrs.

Clansman

Mudman wrote:

No sympathy for the expat. But at least he's got a free gate boy for the next 2 yrs.


I would be using the little pr1ck as a toilet brush for the next 2 years :P

Miguel_CTR

The expat was a "little" bit DUMB...


Leaving the car keys to the gate boy for cleanning while he´s gone for a couple of days???


Yup! Good idea!