Self 1: But at least I can conveniently get camel meat here, no?
Self 2: Right, so what are you going to do when the novelty wears off?
Self 1: Uuhhh...
Self 2 (interrupting): That's what I thought. Here, you want some almonds?
Self 1: See? You've been living off of almonds for the last six months. What are YOU going to do when the novelty wears off?
Self 2: Shut up! you wimpish boor.
...both selves promptly scuffle while Self 3 watches and laughs: ha ha ha, save some for tomorrow, you idiots, or my burpees might hurt you.